Monday, September 17, 2007

OJ Simpson Arrested In Armed Robbery: Today's Cartoon

Anyone familiar with the whole OJ Simpson saga should already know by now that the fallen sports icons only commits crimes "hypothetically", even when there is overwhelming physical evidence to the contrary.

The way I see it, Simpson's arrest in Las Vegas in connection to a sports memorabilia armed-robbery is just the latest "chapter" in the fictional misadventures of the former athlete turned speculative autobiographer; whose apparent research into his own "imaginary" crimes has apparently misled authorities into believing that he had actually committed an offense. I mean, what better way is there to figure out what you'd do if you did it, than by doing it in the first place?

I guess by getting arrested OJ Simpson has presented himself with the opportunity for yet another hypothetically tell-all, with up to 35 years to devote to writing it.

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