Monday, September 10, 2007

Bin Laden Branded "Virtually Impotent": Today's Cartoon

For those who question the timing and legitimacy of the latest Osama Bin Laden video, statements from the White House calling the Al Qaeda leader "virtually impotent" doesn't really come as much of a surprise; since according to most of them, he hasn't been able to get it up since he passed away from kidney failure, about six years ago.

While the debate as to whether Bin Laden is alive or being digitally resurrected for the purposes of propaganda is an issue that will most likely never be resolved; the fate of his beard already has... it "dyed".

The release of Bin Laden's latest video shows the terrorist looking much younger and healthier than he did three years ago when he encouraged Americans to re-elect President Bush, by warning them not to. And while the Al Qaeda leaders "hope" for a Democrat in the White House may have been dashed, it would appear that the years since 2004 have obviously been kind to the "mastermind" of 9/11, who must be sleeping a lot easier at night knowing that the Bush Administration isn't at all interested in finding him.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Osama video seems yet another forgery. Everyone needs Osama alive:
terrorists as symbolic leader and the US Administration - to avoid
scaling down the war on terror.
Obadiah Shoher rightly notes ( ) that
new Osama talks like a leftist university professor. I like Shoher's
analysis. No way a terrorist leader like Osama would use a speechwriter. Osama is famous
for his rhetoric.
Also, in the tape Osama both threatens America with attack (by
"proving" Americans polytheists) and offers (yet another time)
long-term coaching in Islam.
But his dyed beard makes me cautious. Islam's mujahedeen dye their
beards before battle.

11:20 a.m.  

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