Wednesday, September 12, 2007

9/11, Osama Bin Laden and Britney Spears: Today's Cartoon

So, how is it that Osama Bin Laden can live in a cave, apparently on kidney dialysis for the last six years and still turn up looking better than Britney Spears did, at the Video Music Awards?

To commemorate the sixth anniversary of 9/11, Bin Laden released yet another audio message; this time, to encourage followers to join his "caravan of martyrs"... which if you ask me, sounds like the WORST carpool in history! I mean, good luck trying to get a ride back home at the end of the day.

Who would have thought that six years after the worst terrorist attack in United States history, not only would Osama Bin Laden still be releasing audio recordings, but so too would washed-up (yet surprisingly dirty) former pop princess Britney Spears; who by the looks of it could also benefit from a few years out of the spotlight... in a cave somewhere along the Afghan/Pakistan border.

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Anonymous MikeFitz said...

... and Osama has dyed his beard. No wonder George W. et al cannot find him.

9:19 a.m.  

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