Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Paris Hilton Seeks Pardon From Arnold Schwarzenegger: Today's Cartoon

I assume that even before he was Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger was quite used to people asking him for his "pardon"; however, this time it has nothing to do with his thick Austrian accent, but rather a "thick" hotel heiress named Paris Hilton.

While I am yet to figure out what it is that Ms. Hilton actually does to warrant the media attention she receives; it appears that not only is she famous for no reason, but apparently that also entitles her to legal immunity in the state of California... or so her online petition implies.

The way I see it, if Arnold Schwarzenegger really wanted to earn some political capital with voters, not only should he reject Ms. Hilton's request for leniency, but he should tack extra time onto her sentence for wasting his (and everyone else's) time, by making her contemplate this on the "Tree of Woe". I'm sure that if he were to do this, not only might California Democrats be willing to ignore the fact that he's a Republican, but also Mr. Freeze in "Batman and Robin" ;)

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