Thursday, February 08, 2007

Today's Cartoon: Ted Haggard Declares Himself Cured of Homosexuality

The Lord might work in mysterious ways, but even he's got to be a little gob smacked by Ted Haggard's revelation that three weeks of "intense therapy" has miraculously cured him of his homosexuality.

Now, I tend to be somewhat skeptical when it comes to claims of "divine intervention", especially when you consider all the more important things in the world that "God" is neglecting, in order to steer this one guy "straight". That being said, if the man says he "feels" heterosexual then who are we to argue… unless of course, he's making an offer.

Despite those who may think Haggard's claims are bogus and that the church is incapable of "curing" homosexuality, I think it's important to note that while some illnesses may be impossible to cure, they can easily be contained through "quarantine"; or by being forced into a closet ;) However, the main issue here is not the fact that Mr. Haggard is gay, but that he acted upon his urge to have sex with another man. Therefore, the only thing the church has to do to prevent him from doing this, is to keep the male escorts away; which they did, for three weeks.

You see, a wolf-man can't be a wolf-man, if there is no moon out to make one ;)

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