Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Today's Cartoon: NASA Astronaut Faces Charges in Bizarre Love Triangle

Talk about your "close encounters". It would appear that had NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak had her way with an Air Force Captain she suspected of "orbiting" around the same shuttle pilot as her, she would have made the alien abduction movie "Fire In The Sky" look like a college road trip. And speaking of "road trips", how strong does the "gravitational pull" have to be for someone to wear adult diapers just so they can get there faster?

You know, at first I thought that this might have been some sort of fallout from one of NASA kinky sex experiments gone awry, but it turns out the astronaut just "hit the moon" when she discovered another woman was also granting her pilot "re-entry".

In her defense, Ms. Nowak has stated that the reason why she attacked the other woman was to "scare her" into talking with her. Well, if that's the case, then maybe it's for the best that NASA hasn't made "first contact" with any extraterrestrials because like the Orlando police department, they too might misinterpret such attempts at "communicating" as an act of hostility.

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Blogger MikeFitz said...

Does the selection process for NASA astronauts fail to weed out wackos? Or does the rigorous training and/or exposure to cosmic radiation send vulnerable people wacko?

8:10 p.m.  

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