Friday, February 09, 2007

Today's Cartoon: Anna Nicole Smith 1967-2007

Whoever coined the phrase "blondes have more fun" obviously didn't have Anna Nicole Smith in mind (at least during the last six months of her life). But what's even more tragic to me is the fact that her five month old daughter has now lost the only two members of her family whose kinship was not in dispute.

You know, as absurd as it may sound, Anna Nicole Smith IS America's Princess Diana; or at least its semi-literate, drug addicted equivalent. You see, her life was a rags to riches, trailer park-Cinderella story; minus the happy ending. And the circumstances surrounding her passing are almost certain to become the fodder of conspiracy theorists, eager to link it to her ongoing dispute over her late Billionaire husband's estate.

But whatever the events surrounding her demise may actually be, fans of Anna Nicole should find some solace that out of the thousands of tabloid articles they have to remember her by; there are sure to be thousands more to follow.

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