Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Today's Cartoon: US Launches Air Strikes On Somalia

Bet you thought Iran was going to be next, didn't you?

Well, it appears that the White House has a little unfinished business in Somalia with those responsible for the 1998 East Africa embassy bombings. Either that or President Bush has finally gotten around to seeing the movie "Black Hawk Down" and decided that he didn't like the ending (in which let's all pray that he never watches "Platoon").

Maybe it's just me, but it seems like the Bush Administration has a bit of a problem with Muslims... or at least those who occupy oil-rich nations, which have no exclusive contracts with US companies. These people are commonly referred to as "Al Qaeda suspects" ;)

You see, while President Bush's crusade, I mean "campaign" against "Islamofascism" has done far more to recruit "terrorists" than eliminate them, the more "Al Qaeda suspects" there are on the loose means the more countries are going to require the US to "safeguard" their resources from them (whether they want it or not). And the only way to ensure that happens is for the Bush Administration to spread democracy, by installing a "friendly" government in every oil-rich nation that happens to become infected with "Al Qaeda".

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