Thursday, January 04, 2007

Today's Cartoon: Pat Robertson Predicts Terrorism Against United States

So, if God told Christian commentator Pat Robertson that the United States was going to be attacked by terrorists in 2007, does this mean he's actually rooting for it to happen? I mean, if according to Pastor Pat, "God" already knows about the attack (months in advance) and all he (or she) is going to do about it is brag to the host of The 700 Club, then it seems to me that God must obviously be in favor of it; otherwise, he'd stop it.

You know, I find it awfully strange that for someone who apparently has the Almighty on speed dial, Pat Robertson's conversations with God sound more like terrorist phoning in a bomb threat. So, are we to assume then that if there is an attack on American soil in the near future that it was done so in "God's name" and that those who carried it out were merely doing the Lord's work? Well, if that's the case, Pat's "God" seems like a much bigger threat to the United States than Osama Bin Laden ;)

I wonder if the Almighty appreciates the fact that not only has Pat Robertson staked his reputation (or what's left of it) on his prediction that “terrorists” will attack the US sometime in 2007, but he has also put the Lord's credibility on the line by claiming that he (or she) is going to make it happen. Talk about pressure!

Personally, I don't believe that Pastor Pat converses with the Almighty any more than everyone else. In fact, I've spoken to the good Lord many times and never once did I hear anything about a terrorist attack on the U.S. You see, people may think that the Jews are God's chosen people, but it's actually the Robertson's with whom the Lord decides to communicate with ;)

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