Thursday, January 18, 2007

Today's Cartoon: Doomsday Clock Moved Two Minutes Closer to Midnight

Now that the "Doomsday Clock" has been moved two minutes closer to midnight that leaves us with just five minutes to basically bend over and kiss our butts good-bye. Seriously, you'd think that with all of these "experts" warning us of our impending doom, they would have given us just a little more time to actually do something about it. I mean, climate change doesn't just happen over night, so how the heck are we left with only five minutes to defend ourselves from it?!

Well, now that global warning is officially on par with nuclear weapons as the leading cause of "annihilation", the idea of "Doomsday" has suddenly become a little less terrifying to me. You see, if I had my choice between nukes or freaky weather, I'm going with Mother Nature because while she may be a crazy, at least she'll give you a fighting chance (at least for a little while). So the way I see it, if we've only got five minutes to go that leaves us with just enough time to microwave a burrito, sit back, enjoy the warm weather and wait for the fireworks to begin ;)

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