Monday, December 25, 2006

Today's Cartoon: United Nations Imposes Sanctions on Iran

It's a good thing that Iran is a Muslim nation; otherwise, Iranians would probably be in an uproar over the fact that the U.N. Security Council just voted unanimously to cancel Christmas in their country (for the foreseeable future). Of course, that's not to say that they are not already upset; it's just that receiving trade sanctions for Christmas is probably the worst gift any country could receive, whether they celebrate the holiday or not.

So, now that Iran is not longer allowed to import nuclear material and technology, the question is... what will Santa do with his gifts for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Well, instead of dumping enriched uranium over the side of his sleigh, or feeding it to Rudolph to make his nose shine brighter, I think Santa should give it to "naughty" kids, as a substitute for coal. I mean, what better way to prompt children to behave, than by threatening them with harmful, radioactive yellow cake in their stocking.

Then again, if the child is REALLY bad and gets enough stockings full of the stuff, he or she could possibly build a nuclear bomb and end up holding the world (and Santa Claus) for ransom. Heck, it worked for Kim Jong-Il ;)

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