Friday, December 08, 2006

Today's Cartoon: Dick Cheney's Lesbian Daughter Pregnant

If the fact that Mary Cheney is pregnant with her lesbian partner's baby is creating an uproar among the Republican base, I'm pretty sure that all would be forgiven if she decided to name the child "Jesus" ;)

While it has always been opposed to the issue of same-sex parents in the past; right now, the Bush Administration is probably very much in favor of it, if for no other reason than it gets people to shut up about Iraq, for a little while. In fact, I hear that if all goes well, the White House is next going to recruit the Log Cabin Republicans to try to impregnate Condoleezza Rice.

It seems that Conservatives that oppose Mary Cheney's pregnancy see it as an assault on "traditional family values"; however, in order for that to be accurate, the Cheney's would first need to fit their definition of a "traditional family", which because of their openly gay daughter, they do not. Therefore, because they already exist outside the conservative realm of "normal", whatever the Cheney's do really shouldn't be considered an assault on "traditional families"... unless of course, it somehow involves quail hunting with Dick ;)

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Blogger The Ripper said...

Great post, thanks. Don't know if you've seen this David Letterman clip with Cheney in it, but its pretty funny--
www.minor-ripper.blogspot.com

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