Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Today's Cartoon: Seinfeld's Michael Richards' Racial Outburst

It seems that “offensive tirades” have become the hottest new trend in Hollywood and former "Seinfeld" star Michael Richards (aka. Kramer) is just the latest to join in on the "craze" ;)

While Mel Gibson decided to focus his hatred on Jews after being arrested for drunk driving, Michael Richards (a Jew) has instead chosen to direct his negative energy towards Black people, after he was heckled by two of them during his stand-up routine.

Now obviously both of these incidents were totally uncalled for and completely inexcusable; however, if this specter of prejudice is to be removed from Tinsel town, it first must be contained. You see, "intolerance" is a cancer of society that must be isolated, so that it doesn't spread and affect other regions. So far, Mel Gibson is to Jewish people what Michael Richards has just become to Black people, which means that somewhere in Hollywood right now, a famous Black person's deep seeded bigotry is destined to set in motion the next celebrity outburst.

Unless pre-emptive measures are made, more and more celebrities will succumb to this plague of prejudice that is currently sweeping through La-La Land and will continue to offend various races, ethnicities and religions in the process. The way I see it, the only chance that Hollywood has of preventing this circle of hate from growing out of control, is by closing it while it is still manageable... and the only way to do that is for Morgan Freeman to unleash a vicious verbal assault on white Roman Catholics while getting drunk in the parking lot of a comedy club.

They say "two wrongs don't make a right", which is why you always need a third one… to help tie up the loose ends ;)

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