Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Today's Cartoon: Britney Spears Files for Divorce From Kevin Federline

While the votes are still being tallied in America's mid-term elections, I thought I would take this opportunity to comment briefly on the other major event taking place in that country... that's right, Britney Spears (long anticipated) divorce from her hip-hop husband Kevin Federline.

There's a saying, "Better a has-been then a never-was", which is true... unless of course, you're both. This is why I can't help but feel sorry for the aspiring rapper also known as "K-Fed"; not just because everyone is now referring to him as "Fed Ex", but because if it weren't for his wife's horrible music, then maybe he wouldn't have been convinced that he could become talentless artist as well.

While Britney Spears has indicated that she will seek full custody of her children, there is still no word if that will also include Kevin Federline; however, if she still thinks of herself as the second-coming of Madonna then perhaps instead of going all the way to Africa, she could just go to her guest house to find a helpless orphan to adopt ;)

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