Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Today's Cartoon: 6.7 Magnitude Earthquake Rocks Hawaii

Ah ha! So that's why Kim Jong-il was so determined to conduct an underground nuclear explosion... he's doing it to attack the United States, by creating earthquakes!

It all makes sense, if you consider that the surface of the planet is connected through a series of giant tectonic plates that are continuously grinding against each other; building up immense pressure, which is then released through violent earthquakes.

It appears that somehow the North Koreans have figured out a way to harness the Earth's power and use it to their advantage, by locating a "pressure point" deep within their own country and nuking it in order to create a "reaction" elsewhere on the planet. Just think of it as "acupuncture", but on a global scale.

... Either that, or it's just an extremely slow news day ;)

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