Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Today's Cartoon: George W. Bush Gives Angela Merkel Massage at G8 Summit

Okay, so what's the deal with the U.S. President? Did he confuse the vodka for water at the G8, or was he purposefully making a spectacle of himself in an effort to distract everyone from the situation in Lebanon?

Seriously, how can George W. Bush expect to ease the tension in the Middle East, if he can't even ease the tension in Angela Merkel? At least Bill Clinton would have dimmed the lights and played some music to set the mood first. I mean, how else do you think he was able to get Yitzhak Rabin and Yasser Arafat together, to sign the "Oslo Accords" ;)

It seems that practically everything that President Bush touches ends up going bad (except for the elections). From invading sovereign nations to eating a bag of pretzels; heck, he can't even grope the German Chancellor without messing it up.

Hey, I'm no hit with the ladies either, but at least I'm able to get a little further than that before they start to panic ;)


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