Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Today's Cartoon: Rush Limbaugh Detained for Carrying Viagra without Prescription

So, it appears that controversial right-wing radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh may be given a "stiff" fine in accordance with Florida's "hard" penal code, for having a bottle of Viagra in his luggage without a prescription.

Having an erectile dysfunction must be pretty hard (heh heh!) to begin with; but it must be even worse for someone who plans to go on vacation to the "mongering" capital of the Caribbean.

From what I've heard about the Dominican Republic, it seems that Viagra is as much a recommendation for travelers as an inoculation against "yellow fever" is for someone going to Mexico. In fact, I'm pretty sure that at the airport there's probably a sign like the ones you see at the amusement park; except, instead of saying "You must be this TALL to ride"... well, you get the idea :)

Now I'm not going to make fun of Rush Limbaugh for having an erectile dysfunction, but I will for him getting busted with the unprescribed bottle of Viagra in his luggage. I mean; if he's was on "safari" in the Dominican Republic, then would it have killed him to finish the bottle? Well... maybe, but at least it would have saved him the embarrassment of trying to explain his "little problem" to the customs agent at the airport; and then have the story leaked to the media.

I guess that's one of the downsides of being a "conservative" ;)

1 Comments:

Blogger H.L. said...

Heres another Rush Comic

Latest Bush Comics By H.L.

Rush Limbaugh in: HE’S GOT A GUN.

+a Giant list of Political Comics at
http://www.thehollywoodliberal.com/comic_feature_links.htm

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