Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Today's Cartoon: North Korea to Test-Fire Long Range Missile... at Connie Chung!

Ah, forget about North Korea's long-range missile test; if you really want to see a "provocative act" then get a load of Connie Chung's cringe-worthy rendition of "Thanks for the Memories".

Although I never actually watched "Weekends with Maury and Connie" had this been the way she ended EVERY show (instead of just her final one), I probably would have tuned in just for that :)

To say that her singing is "bad" is an understatement... Connie Chung's performance is SO awful that North Korea wants to fire a missile at her.

"Thanks for the Memories" could end up being more than just Connie's way of saying "good-bye" to her short lived cable show, which she co-hosted with her husband, Maury "you ARE the father!" Povich; it could also end up being the "swansong" for her career as a network news reporter. I mean, it's going to be awfully hard for her to go back to reporting "serious news", when every time she opens her mouth, people cover their ears out of fear that she's going to start singing again.

So, "Thanks for the memories" Connie Chung; my ears will never forgive you :)


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