Friday, June 02, 2006

Today's Cartoon: Hurricane/Severe Weather Season Begins in the United States

Well, it's that time of year again. It's time for the Almighty to unleash his fury upon the Gay and Lesbian communities (in and around the "Gulf States") because of their selfish "hedonistic" lifestyle. ;)

Hmm... You know, I sometimes wonder if weathermen could actually start getting away with blaming bad weather on homosexuals when others already seem to. I guess, maybe they could if they worked for the "700 Club". It would certainly be a lot easier than trying to explain "cold fronts", "jet streams" and effects of "global warming" on the environment.

You see, the main issue that I have with blaming hurricanes on "homosexuals" is that if they were indeed responsible for these storms, then God would want us (and them) to know, by providing some obvious tell-tale signs. First of all, with sustained winds in excess of 100 mph, why is there not even the slightest hint of lavender or potpourri in the air? And secondly (and most obviously) if God truly wanted us to believe that these storms were directed at the Gay and Lesbian community, then he would make sure that every hurricane was preceded with and concluded by a spectacular rainbow ;)

The way I see it, if God is responsible for these natural disasters, then it is industry and big business (not the churches) that are TRULY doing his work here on Earth.

2 Comments:

Blogger Simon said...

Everything bad that happens is someone else's fault - didn't you know that? Global warming is because other people are driving their cars too much. I won't be changing my lifestyle, because it's my scape-goat's fault for using all the fossil fuels.

Either that, or it's a conspiracy to make my life harder.

5:10 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Personally, I blame gay people for driving their cars too much ;)

1:07 PM  

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