Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Today's Cartoon: The Internet STILL abuzz over Clay Aiken on "American Idol"

Ugh. There is nothing worse than being constipated. You know, that awful, uncomfortable feeling that comes when you've taken in too much rubbish and not enough "dietary fibre". Your system is all backed up because you've been eating too much "cheese"again; and when you sit on the can, nothing happens... nothing moves.

Well, for the last 5 days (since the finale of "American Idol"), internet search engines have been suffering through a nasty bout of "cheese induced" constipation. Now, usually, when the blogosphere decides to "snack" upon a single topic or issue, it is usually something with a little more "dietary fibre" that may not always taste great, but is still very good for your digestion. Now, of course this isn't always the case. We all like to cheat on our "news and information" diets and eat some junk food from time to time; but a 5 day "cheese" binge is just taking it way too far!

"You see, for someone who covers "current events" in his web cartoons, I have to stay regular. But with my busy schedule, I can't always watch what I "eat". That's why I use "techno-mucil". It helps keep me regular during those frequent bouts of "Cable News Constipation" :)

Unfortunately there are no "laxatives" for search engines. So when they start bunging up with "rubbish", all you can do is ride it out and pray for the obstruction to pass. Other than that, you could just start typing the word "flush!" into the search engines over and over again, and hope that people will eventually start getting the message ;)


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