Thursday, April 06, 2006

Today's Cartoon: Katie Couric to Anchor CBS Evening News

Personally, I don't see what all the hype is about. Anyone reading this can read off of a teleprompter. So why is Katie Couric getting paid $15 million dollars a year, to basically do what you're doing right now?

If it's about her "making history" as the first female to "solo-anchor" the evening news, well sorry CBS, but I think the "Necked' News" may have already beat you to it ;)

Honestly, who cares if a woman is anchoring the evening news? Unless she's illiterate, dyslexic or blind; then it's not really THAT big of a deal. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter who (or what) the anchor is because the whole show is done on auto-pilot anyway.

Besides, the last time I heard, they were called "Talking Heads", not "Talking Crotches". Although, if you could find one of those and teach it to read off a teleprompter, that WOULD be something worth $15 million a year! (...Please, NO "Dan Rather" jokes) :)


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