Thursday, March 30, 2006

Today's Cartoon: United Nations Security Council Agrees on Iran... and Whitney Houston

You know, it must be nice to have friends who are SO concerned about your well being that they are willing to sell your story (and pictures of your bathroom) to the National Enquirer for top dollar. I mean, couldn't her sister-in-law have gone to CNN or "Dr. Phil" instead?

That being said, I DO hope that the embarassment of the world seeing her "messed-up" bathroom is enough to convince Whitney Houston to clean herself up... or at least hire a maid.

Talk about a job "Americans don't want to do". That's certainly one way to solve the illegal immigration problem in the United States. I'm pretty sure that if you were to offer that job to a Mexican migrant, they'd not only scurry back across the border, but they'd probably fix the hole in the fence.

I just hope she NEVER realizes that once all of her money is gone, all she has to do is sell pictures of herself and her home to the tabloids, to get more money.

So, remember kids, if you're going to start a "habit", then be sure to get hooked on something that also earns you money, to fuel that addiction while keeping you off the streets... Like online poker!


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