Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Today's Cartoon: New Book Details Barry Bonds Steroid Use

Well, knock me over with a feather! Say, it ain't so! I will never believe in my sports "role-models" again... sniff... sniff. ;)

Honestly, is there anyone out there who doesn't believe that this guy's on the juice?

Personally, I don't think it's a question of "IF" Barry Bonds takes steroids, rather than "WHY" everyone else doesn't take steroids too.

You see, if there is one person to blame for the rampant abuse of performance enhancement drugs in professional sports, it not Barry Bonds... It's ME! I've always demanded that ALL athletes should take steroids (in whatever way, shape or form) in order to preserve "fairness" in "competitive sports"... and I'm glad they're listening to me.

If nobody took steroids, we wouldn't have this problem; but because "some" people deliberately choose to take that advantage then (in the spirit of "competition") it is up to the other athletes to keep pace, and take that "advantage" away from them.

Barry Bonds shouldn't be criticized, he should be applauded for "motivating" the other athletes to "step up" their game.

And for all of you baseball "purists" out there who think that Barry Bonds doesn't deserve to break Hank Aaron's "Home Run" record; consider the fact that when Hank Aaron played... they didn't even test for steroids (and the same goes for Babe Ruth too) ;)


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