Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Today's Cartoon: "Cyclone Larry" Storms Australia

For those of you who may be a little confused by the terminology, let me explain...

The main differences between "Hurricanes" and "Cyclones are that Hurricanes spin counter-clockwise and are created by God, when he's angry at homosexuals; while Cyclones spin clockwise and are the result of emissions released by a secret "Cyborg-Clone" army, created by the Japanese (hence the name "Cyclone").

So the question is, was it really a "Cyclone", or was it one of those homo-hating "Hurricanes" that actually went down on Australia?

Of course, neither have ANYTHING to do with global warming, because "global warming" doesn't exist (except in the minds of "hippies" and "conspiracy theorists"). How do I know this? Because yesterday was the first day of spring and when I stuck my head outside, it was still freezing!

Fortunately for me however, this meant that God wasn't angry and the Japanese "clone army" was still in a continent, far, far away :)


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