Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Today's Cartoon: The New Ayman Al-Zawahri Video

Since when did the "War on Terror" become a "Gangsta Rap" fued?

You've got two rival groups: the "Westside" and the "Middle-Eastside" each accusing the other of being disrespectful. So they taunt each other in their speeches (raps) and their videos; each released through their own production companies.

Haven't we learned anything from Biggie and Tupac? Or how about Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff... Don't they realize that they have SO much in common... Like a fierce hatred of individual freedom, gay people and a STRONG belief in a "vengeful" God.

If only they could set aside their differences and focus more on their similarities. Think of what beautiful music they could make together... Oh wait, we already have "Death Metal"... nevermind.

2 Comments:

Blogger Stuart Robertson said...

GW should pull some gansta hand signs in his state of the Onion rap tonight. Westsiiiiiide.

10:38 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

True dat.

11:23 PM  

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