Monday, December 26, 2005

Today's Cartoon: The Cloning Research Scandal

This story REALLY impressed me. The fact that this guy could deliberately fabricate his own research and then pass it off as being the cutting edge in stem cell research is truly AMAZING!

Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there... if you are going to lie, lie BIG; and when I say "BIG", I mean so unbelievably immense that it just blows right past the realm of "absurd" and "ridiculous" and circles the Earth about 20 times before finally ending right where it began... back in the realm of "plausible". Now that's "BIG"! " :)

Also, if you are going to lie, make sure it's "BIG" but also make sure it's about something that NOBODY knows anything about. This will cut down the chances of any legitimate "experts" calling your bluff and exposing you for the fraud you are.

Always remember kids... "Lying" is not about "Truth", it's about "Belief". Therefore, the more people who believe you, the less of a “liar” you really are! ;)

1 Comments:

Blogger Stuart Robertson said...

The Raelians have been doing this kind of work for YEARS! I went to a "Talk" they gave at the University -- it was awesome. It's all about the clones, wild parties, rock and roll, and sci-fi costumes.

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